Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2023

Buy the Fonseca and be done with it!

Steady, steady… slow and steady.

A wine in every port.

Drink enough of it and you’ll become portly.

He’d like a brandy spanking new bottle.

Today I learned that Port wine is wine from Portugal.

Any port in a store.

Port a party.

Portuguese well spelled.

I’m impressed.

I bet Dan won’t say “Gracias” to thank a Tuga person.