F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 18, 2023

If you think that you’re confused now, just wait until next year when you become three. I went to 12 years of Catholic school, and I was still never able to grasp the concept of a trinity.

Enjoy, the numbers only go up. it’s all fun and games until you get old. I’m only 73 and it’s still fun!

Pay attention, kid. It’s a progressive concept.

Just when you think you have it figured out, they change the rules!

I don’t even get a birthday this year…

Just wait until you’re 93

I’m one too.

You look four!!!

And it never stops, until you tip over.

He looks a bit old to be two.

Wait until they tell him it’s his third year.

I’m more confused now than the time I came out of that tunnel a couple of years ago.

.. and then you die

I actually remember having an inner monologue along those lines, though I was three, not two. It’s one of my earliest memories.

What a difference a day makes.

I like telling a little child of 5 or 6, “When I was your age, I was 6 months older.” Then watch them try to figure that out.