F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 18, 2023

If you think that you’re confused now, just wait until next year when you become three. I went to 12 years of Catholic school, and I was still never able to grasp the concept of a trinity.

Enjoy, the numbers only go up. it’s all fun and games until you get old. I’m only 73 and it’s still fun!

Pay attention, kid. It’s a progressive concept.

Just when you think you have it figured out, they change the rules!

Just wait until you’re 93

I’m one too.

You look four!!!

And it never stops, until you tip over.

He looks a bit old to be two.

Wait until they tell him it’s his third year.

I’m more confused now than the time I came out of that tunnel a couple of years ago.

.. and then you die

I actually remember having an inner monologue along those lines, though I was three, not two. It’s one of my earliest memories.

What a difference a day makes.

I like telling a little child of 5 or 6, “When I was your age, I was 6 months older.” Then watch them try to figure that out.