Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2023

Tick-Tock sounds like a certain Hitchcock character, on a milder level(that character is in the ‘shower scene’ film).

Wow. Tik-Tock’s stepmother threw out his Scarlett GI Joe? Really? That’s cold. Stone-cold.

It’s not nice toinsult Orangutan’s.

OMG. It really is a thing.

His mom was getting frisky with Duke? ;-)

I see Tick-Tock was a fan of the old 80s cartoon series, where Duke & Scarlett were obviously in like (in the comics, Scarlett and Snake Eyes were an item). Of course, fraternization didn’t mean anything to the Joe Team. A bit of Stoic lore: Scarlett is my favorite member of the Joe Team because she’s highly skilled at kicking Cobra butt! And she is why I like redheads (well, her and Daphne Blake).

I only know about the Scarlett Jo who’s a movie star.

KA-CONSTIPATED ORANGUTAN!

A constipated orangutan is a fantastic description. The art and dialog are both bursting with color.

Tick-Tock thought he was the bomb, but he turned out to be a dud.

Without his explosives, Tick-Tock will have to rely on his charm and wit. He’s toast.

A constipated orangutan? R.J./ Tank please. Even a constipated orangutan has standards!