Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 19, 2023

Sad.

There is a video of a guy filling one of those up with the air hose at a gas station.

Dummy, you’re supposed to use your mouth. Haven’t you ever heard of foreplay?

If you’re going to do it in the car, you should use a crash test dummy. Then you can analyze the data later to see if you did it right.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

At least he will work up a good sweat!!!!!!……is the car “blow up” too??

That desperate?

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it… no backtalk is the upside..

New cars come with flat tire repair goo and an electric inflator instead of a spare tire. He can try that.

He wants it to in-fellate.

We cannot all kiss a Kardishan.

Isn’t he supposed to be getting the b*** job?

How deflating.

Good one Dan, I laughed out loud.

Oh, look…he must be with the town pump.