Pickles by Brian Crane for September 29, 2023

She should tell him, check the table that is under the mirror. He might see his glasses in the mirror. But then again, not.

I cannot put my glasses there! I just tried.

Poor Earl! Never on top of the situation.

What happened when the optomotrist fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself !

This is why I have several pairs floating around the house and in my purse.

Earl, look up and ye shall see.

I don’t know how Nelson can keep a straight face through all of this. If it were me, I would have lost it at “goners”.

Still beating this dead-horse gag?

If nothing else, we’ve seen how Earl must have looked before he needed glasses…

Kind of serves her right for making him look for so long.

I need my glasses to find my glasses.

Nelson should’ve spoken up by now to let his Grandpa know where his glasses are unless, God forbid, he inherited Opal mean gene.

Fine example you’re setting…..LOL

Ha! Good comeback!

But do you know?

And so it goes……poor Nelson!

Hate to think what those glasses will look like when she stands up.

My wife lost her glasses on her forehead once. The funniest part was that I couldn’t find them either.

Now we can add sadist to the list. I just feel sorry for the kid.

I tried putting my glasses on top of my head, my hair would leave smudges and I hate smudgy glasses and no I don’t put them in the back of my head either (is that a fashion statement?) for the same reason. I used those eyeglass chains too but now it just sits on the bedside table because now I just tuck it outside my shirt collar, perfect when getting a haircut.

I think it’s time to move on

Brian missed a better gag. I really wanted to see how Earl was going to get up off the floor yesterday. His knees must be in better shape than I would have guessed…

This topic is no longer funny … boring is the word.

This is me, 100%