The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 26, 2023

Those things are big enough to be lethal!

does he trim his nails with his axe?

His emery board is an emery plank.

Long ago, my uncle told us kids that the crescent moon, as it appeared in the early daylight sky, was a fingernail clipping of God.

In the news last night, two hikers were killed. Impaled by a … a …

giant toe nail?

…and don’t trim you nose hairs over the roof.

And don’t get her started on when he forgets to use dandruff shampoo. (Christmas in July?)

Shouldn’t this be Paul Bunion?

She nailed it!

Who cleans up the Ox poo?!

It’s outdoors! Chill!

and don´t expect me to clean up after Babe!

I’m just glad we can’t see Paul’s bunions!

She saw the he clips.

it’s just his subtle way of mooning her.

“Hang a moon” takes on a new meaning here.

How does she see without eyes?

…and those mounds out there are………???

He has a lot of foot trouble. You should see Paul Bunyan’s bunion.

And the hills are scrapings of his bunions and plantar warts.

Behavior like this is what turned Babe blue.