The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 28, 2023

It’s a dog’s life? Bit of an oxymoron.

He does his job doggedly.

This is why they won’t sentence ‘bad’ dogs to be part of community service clean-up crews. They’d spend too much time rolling around on unidentified things on the side of the road. ; )

Waste Manglement

Rusty hates to see all this waste just go to waste.

A dog is a dog!

So he lets it go to waist instead.

To quote Han Solo, “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered.”

Lusty Rusty

Wasted away in margaritaville

funny

Awwww just a few more seconds…..

Rusty still has a waste to go.

The driver is jealous and Rusty’s just rubbin’ it in.

Eventually, Rusty was fired, but the raccoon who replaced him wasn’t any better.

HE’S TRYING HIS BEST, OKAY???

Rusty can’t refuse to let a golden opportunity go to waste so he must rubble in the debris. One man’s trash is another dog’s treasure!

Rusty: “It’s a dirty job and it’s about time for this dog to enjoy it!”

Rusty dreams of an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots. Later, Rusty would sire a son named Max.

Rusty hates to see anyone throw away perfectly good garbage.

Trash pick up folks shouldn’t join in on Bring Your Dog To Work day.

Afterwards Rusty chased the truck.

Duty calls, and sometimes so does dooty.

No matter, his Benefits include five groomer baths or until he smells like a petunia.

When it comes to fulfilling his civic duty, Rusty’s a bit rusty.

This morning the truck that emptied the green bins dropped one inside. I guess we won’t be seeing that one for a while.

A food coma for sure.

rusty stinks at his job…