The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2023

Dr Jeckl,

Frankensprite LOL

Pupsi? I get the Pepsi part, but what’s the monster?

King Kong Cola. (actual product)

I am pretty sure that there is actually a halloween mountain dew!

Here’s a scary one: Orange tRump

The only way to fight these sodas is with “The Silver Bullet”

Frankensprite goes well with Gorgon-zola cheese.

If you wish, you can also get their Monster Water; it’s from the Black Lagoon.

Ghost-A-Cola!

How about Seven Moon Up?

Diet-Fright

“National Debt” Tab

Outstanding!

How about pumpkin spice anything

Store brands are scarier without factoring in these parody names.

Planet of the Grapes soda.

Scare-a Mist.

Groot Beer and some old fashioned saspagrilla would be my choices.

Oh…these are so cute! I drink Mountain Dew. Any ideas?

Rotting Cadaver Cola?

7-Down

Smite

Orange Crust

Boot rear

2 out of 5, not good Scott…

For the Invisible Man, there used to be Sierra Missed….

dracola really sucks…

I prefer 7-Pikes Up Your Butt.

Sorry, I don’t get Mum’n Dew…