Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 17, 2023

You better check those bifocals…..

I’m still 23 too. In my dreams

As lonjg as I don’t look in a mirror I am fine.

Just be yourself or whatever gets you through the day.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE&ab_channel=TheSnakeOilWillieBand

Astigmatism, Glaucoma and Age-Related Macular Degeneration…

Appearances can be deceiving. Especially to your mind’s eye, Cosmo.

I never looked so good, as I do right now. I know that’s a conceit, but its a healthy one.

I never looked sexy in the first place, so I haven’t lost anything. I can only guess that I had other attributes that were of interest to the ladies.

Plus a couple of other problems, too, I would imagine.

Funny…. I have heard of people having “astigmatism” my whole life, but I’ve never seen it in print!!… I always thought they were saying, "I have “a” stigmatism" !!!!

Remember if you look at your face in a mirror make sure you are lying down and never ever look at your face in a mirror while bent over. Always let gravity be your friend, it can take or add about 20 years to your facial appearance.

Cosmo: you sure your mind’s eye doesn’t need cataract surgery?