Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 08, 2023

GPS usually has a Pin this Spot function to find your car at the mall or truck at Home Depot. The Navy MOB button was Man Over Board.

Why? Because she won’t let go of your hand. And you have the credit card.

She brought her own personal Sherpa.

Men don’t like shopping, nor do some women. I don’t like it, I go get what I need and leave. It’s way to expensive to shop anymore. Plus why waste your gas and time shopping when you have the internet?

Frequent Sudden Expensive Stops

She’s on Safari and he’s her Bearer.

Why aren’t there arrows pointing to all the ATMs Dave will need?

There are still prehistoric malls??

Poor Dave! The dreaded shopping trip….and I feel the same. Hate shopping.

Why are you here? Because you’re here, Stroll the Bones — through the mall. (Apologies to Rush.)

Obviously, you are here so your wife can make frequent stops.

Isn’t “mall” when you get attacked by a pack of pit bulls!

I love the traffic sign she’s wearing.

Ahhh, the good old days! When you used to have to walk around a large structure just to buy stuff. Thanks Jeff Bezos and Amazon, for saving us of from all that exercise and spending!

CLICK! 2-3… CLICK! 2-3… CLICK! 2-3… CLICK! 2-3… Oh yeah, feel the burn!

Brings to mind:

“Wherever you go – There you are” …!

To keep momma happy, of course!

Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die.

(a good waste of horseflesh and all those lads of Blightey)

Good one! As rhey frequently are!

you’re there to try to support local business, especially if you live in an are with a small population, instead of the internet giants who don’t give a crap about you or your neighbors

National Perogi Day, National Frappe Day. Find a Perogi place and get a frappe from the overpriced over sugared coffee adjacent shop. The 9th is Canadian Thanksgiving, Indigenous People’s day in Canada and the USA and International Beer and Pizza Day.

In the mall, walkers gather in stride, with Reeboks they conquer the wide.

Didn’t somebody do a song called I’m a Mall Walker, I’m a Mall Walker? If you sing it you will get the tune.

this brings back memories of the old non sequitur what she said/what he heard strips. the one about shopping went something like…

what she said: let’s go shopping

what he heard: i want to drain the life force from your body

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I remember when we actually used to GO to malls to shop. Now they seem to be places where people go to get some walking in during the winter. Very sad.