Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 30, 2023

master your imagination first

Eating like Yogi Bear?

You’re running out of things that you’ve mastered, Agnes.

I mastered Yo. Unfortunately I could never get -yo. My Yo-yo went down, and there it stayed.

Yo Mama.

Yo-yo Agnes?

Yo-plait. The ancient art of eating yogurt.

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of Yoo-Hoo? ☺

Maybe she nearly mastered yogurt

Yo ho ho? Have you ever mastered piracy? This game could have people guessing all day!

Aren’t there any better losers Agnes can beffiend??

Yokel? Yoke?

As a certified Yogatista, Agnes could open a meditation center, wear a white robe and hit people with a stick

I doubt it was the yo-yo either.

She is a Renaissance woman…

Agnes, as the saying goes, is a legend in her own mind.

probably wasn’t “yokozuna,” either…

what about yo gurt

Agnes is the master of weird feet. Those things are circus league.