F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 07, 2023

Don’t forget to download the EBIKE2GO app to receive notification of discount parts and accessories.

Nothing wrong with that warning, you don’t like it, get off!

Lawyers are the only parts or labor that weren’t imported.

Helmet required!

This disclaimer is not to protect your butt. It’s to protect the company.

It’s clear you should coast.

“I acknowledge that the enjoyment and excitement of adventure travel is derived in part from the inherent risks incurred by travel and activity beyond the accepted safety of life at home or work and that these inherent risks contribute to such enjoyment and excitement, being a reason for my participation. I HEREBY AGREE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN WELFARE AND ACCEPT ANY AND ALL RISKS OF DELAY, UNANTICIPATED EVENTS, INCONVENIENCE, ILLNESS, INJURY, EMOTIONAL TRAUMA OR DEATH.“

Actual verbiage from an adventure travel company.

Thank you for choosing life. By continuing to live you agree to hold life harmless for absolutely anything that happens. Thanks for using Self-Replicating DNA, Inc. Like us on Yelp.

Isn’t that what the OneWheel said?

Counter Disclaimer: Thank you, EBIKE2GO, for letting me ride this bike. Let it be known that your allowing me to use this bike, releases me from responsibility for any damage to it. And that whatever condition the bike is returned, as long as all the parts are there, it’s your responsibility.

Local Porsche chapter has members sign a release for their events. That was about the time I quit going to their events. I don’t know if they do this nationally.

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