Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 09, 2023

what he means is asking if you have prozac or not.

Just give him a scale that reads low

Stick to the “Guess Your Weight Booth” at the carnival Adam!

Get an industrial-type scale; your weight will hardly register!!

I can’t tell if that salesperson is male or female.

♫ Listen to the mocking scale…fat, fat…♫

He ain’t heavy, Juat one person on the scale at a time.

Getting on the scale has been a taunting task.

Unisex haircut.

is also another way of saying no. :J

Perhaps we could order you one sir. Do you have a particular color in mind?

With those kids he should be numb to mocking.

Boloblets? How cute

Should be Boblets – sorry

Numbers rarely, if ever, lie….

Does this sound like Brent and Wanda of Corner Gas to anyone else? Anyone? (❁´◡`❁)

I tried a talking scale once. When I got on it, it said “One at a time please.”

Reminds me of an old joke from the days of the novelty talking scale. When a really heavy person stepped on it, it said, “One at a time, please.”

How would you rate this product…on a scale of 1-to-you’re fat?