Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 25, 2023

If it had been a female, she could have worn a micro mini…..

But he only made small talk.

Did you try to micromanage him?

I used to date a microbiologist.

She was a woman of culture.

Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?

Because they were staph.

Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?

Because it only had one cell.

What bacteria like to have political meetings?

Strepto-caucus.

Why was the bacteria sad?

Because his parents had just split.

But he was only a little bigger.

But just barely larger than his subject.

I have an uncle who is a microbiologist. Got called in as a consultant on the Legionnaire’s Disease case many years ago. Now he’s teaching in Arizona. Highly intelligent in several ways and an all-around nice guy. And not especially small, although our family doesn’t have a lot of tall genes, either.

Swiped from “The Big Bang Theory”.

After they published the interview on the ’net, it went viral.

You seem to be bacteria old tricks again.

He couldn’t quite fit into the petri dish.

He wasn’t the “mini-me” you had imagined…

Nurse: “Would you like to see the doctor?”

Stephen Wright: “What kind of a doctor is he?”

Nurse: “He’s a foot doctor.”

Stephen Wright: “I’d like to see a man that tall.”

cosmo just wanted to spend a little time with him…