In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 10, 2023

Ain’t no strings on me……………….

You have to be very careful (with things and what you try to do) …

… when there are strings attached.

His wind-up gets him all wound up.

Puppets should never try flips.

Tell that to the puppet master…..

Golf would require more string control than most puppeteers could master.

Heeee’s got some strings to hold him up….

I see he must’ve bragged about his handicap

He gave it his best shot, putt it was no use. Everyone knew he wooden stand a chance turning pro.

How long will his nose grow when he lies about his score later?

If golf doesn’t work out, he could always try cricket.