Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 29, 2023

Mattel keeps on attempting to put out Barbies with “realistic” body types but they never seem to sell well.

And don’t forget Carbie’s dream donut.

Coming soon, Carbie’s boyfriend Chub, and her dog Kilos.

Dan has a Pippi Longstocking thing going on with his hair. ☺️

It would be so much more funny, if it wasn’t so true.

Searched for “plus size barbie” and the results are pretty normal sized.

The self-imploded ‘body positivity’ movement strikes again. (There is a great youtube video of how it went from actual positivity to toxic. There is a huge difference between accepting you’re fine just the way you are and saying no one should feel that way except the morbidly obese.)

I’d like to guess her weight, but I don’t think I Ken.

It will be a big seller.

4×4 pick up, mobile home and funnel cake sold separately.