Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 26, 2023

Wife walks in the house and says she can’t start the car.

“I think it’s flooded”

Husband “How would you know if a car won’t start because it’s flooded?”

“Because the cars in the swimming pool.”

Better get out before it becomes a car drowning…

Love the concerned expression of the bathing ring animal- what ever sort of animal it is :-)

Emulating Hiro Protagonist, the infamous pizza Deliverator.

… and that is not a carpool lane.

Had this happen with my MGB. Sadness.

And you filled the pool with oil. And I have to say, you were long overdue for an oil change.

Finally they washed the car!

Shades of Mel Tillis and Terry Bradshaw driving their car into a swimming pool to avoid the cops in Cannonball Run.

No doubt she took driving lessons from Keith Moon.

It will be OK. Everyone knows witches float.

I heard this today on an old Abbott and Castello skit.

Well, it IS cheaper to travel.. they get to car pool.

How long wilt thou continue to abuse thy ’56 Plymouth, O Broom-Hilda? [Apologies to M. Tullius.]

It could be worse. What if she were suffering from carpool-tunnel syndrome?