Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 13, 2023

What was it that got splatted?

No dummy remove the landing Pad To an empty field

Lio’s quicker than the people who work on the highways…

Hoo-boy! I think that careless driver just triggered a interstellar war!

That would be OK if an alien spaceship could land on a runway like the space shuttles did.

It survived entery through the atmosphere only for this to happen.

Reminds me of the part in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in which some little thing on Earth (a word?) is transmitted by a glitch in the natural order to a distant planet, where it is interpreted as a the worst possible insult, and the planet sends a fleet of war spaceships to Earth — where they are promptly wiped out by somebody’s bug spray, because the aliens are so tiny!

An advance alien civilization travels light years to visit earth, and don’t know to look for traffic when landing. The only aliens dumber than that are the ones in “Signs,” who developed interstellar travel, but not the raincoat.

Now they’ve got to find a way home. Or do they?

Too little too late…..

I did not realize there is that much grass on Nevada State Route 375. (Road to Area 51)

That must be an alien race of possums.

Roswell! Roswell!