Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 12, 2023

Basically, from everyone. Might as well leave town then.

strangely, not from his wife.

Andy is used to laying low, like under the bar tables

“Yes.”

And more—the landlord, men he fought with, whoever has to clean the canal…

I wanna cage me some money!

Why would anybody trust him? Why is Flo still there ?

Silly question.

Andy’s luck, Hiding on the day opportunity knocks (Publishers Clearing House)

A man is known by the quality of his enemies.

Two things he’s talented at lying and low.

My friend gets in debt and offers to work it off by redoing peoples’ kitchens

but I wouldn’t accept his counter offer.

Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.

To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.

What does a debt collector say when complimenting a duck?

“You have an outstanding bill!”

Why can proctologists never get out of debt?

They’re always in arrears.

I bet ONE of them will find him.

Don’t forget Mother in Law.

I wonder why they keep their arms like that.

Have you tried the tavern?

I knew that was coming!

Not to mention Flo’s mother. Oi! Dilly! Dilly!

To avoid all them, he’d best move to Australia.

You’re far more likely to get the time of day from a crocodile than a trace of payment from “Skint in Chief” Andy Capp.

No wonder Andy takes the canal home from the pubs at night.

Andy would’ve loved the COVID lockdowns for that reason alone.

xxx

Leave it to Andy to hide away from his troubles

That doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Wonder if the left the “for better” out of their marriage vows