Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 08, 2023

HA HA HA HAHA

He’s sleeping and his nose isn’t even red yet.

Obviously never been in Jack’s pub before.

I’ve heard that HR reps care more about companies’ reputations than their employees.

He barked up the wrong tree!!!

And he’s drinking the good stuff

Andy’s work is never done.

Because he never does it.

I tried gluing my company’s HR policies to myself, but they wouldn’t stick…

I guess the rules don’t apply to me.

What’s the most common disease in HR departments?

Staff infections.

What sense is HR lacking?

A sense of humor.

I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.

I got tired keeping up with the miner details.

My good sir, if you want to know Chalkie will tell you.

Reminds me of a Scooby Doo cartoon in which a guest character says, “We’ve got this big strong dog to protect us. I bet nothing ever frightens him.” He then asks why the other characters are laughing.

This guy doesn’t know Andy Capp!!

Getting more work out of your workers than you pay for is management 101.

Andy? WIth a job? The only way that would happen is when pigs fly!

The purple suited H.R. guy knows not to whom he is speaking……

I’m surprise Andy didn’t break out in laughter too.

At lease Andy is getting paid what he’s worth. Oh, I forgot, he’s getting dole. Never mind.

Andy fell asleep because you weren’t buying him any beers. Andy isn’t going to stay awake listening to any deadbeats.

I work for Easter Seals in the People Services section and I can flatly deny that statement.

Sorry but I was distracted by the ‘pajama twins’ there.

All Andy heard was “work” that caused further words to go in one ear and out the other. Now if he said “I’ll buy you a pint”, Andy would be all ears!

The words “work” and “job” have no meaning to Andy’s programming.

He’s talking to the wrong guy. “Job” is a foreign word to Andy.

Notorious, I would say in Andy’s “job”…

You’re looking at his job, lad.