The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 20, 2023

That, or he ate roadkill.

Just did a little personal hygiene lick.

Scope cat poop scent leaves your breath as fresh as the morning doo doo.

“Ooh, baby. I have a litter-al bloodlust! I’m excrementally fond of you.”

“Death breath” Like a dog I used to have!

Scope fights bad breath, doesn’t give medicine breath.

YUCK YUCK YUCK!!

There is a reason that people never find Sasquatch. Once they smell that breath… whoosh!

This is a mouthwash that appeals only to a very special limited target audience.

Judging by the picture of the Mummy, Dracula, and the Werewolf, I think maybe they’re supposed to be werewolves.

LOL

Werewolves that aren’t mail men!

He’s got bottles scat-turd all over the house.

Not only is it true, but SO disgusting!

We once had a dog that was crazy about mint.

Eww

Beef Chow Mein

Absolutely disgusting…