Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 17, 2023

Vlease stick zey neck out further

Can Vlad say “I”??

ah … he’s Vlad you asked him that

Vlad also speaks in third person.

Vlad in shades. The cooler undead.

Would eating Count Chocula. Be considered cannibalism

Loopies for the loopy. It fits.

Not without spitting

I wonder how long it takes him to glue on those ears. I’m thinking that would be a plastic surgery I would pay for. Pointed ears.

Clayton: Could you PLEASE pass the Frosted Loopies? Katie: Bite me.

Probably not

Vlad not gonna be very scary if he can’t function enough to pour his own cereal.

Ha! Try to say “Schtick” with a vampire lisp

Vampires are cool!!

When I was a kid we Trick or Treated after school – during the daylight (home by dark). Vlad would not be able to go trick or treating.