Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 07, 2023

#youbeinbigtroublenowboy

Solution – filp the skirt and let Mittens leave hair on the front side as well. It will look like expensive mohair.

I pres(s)ume that the shirt was “under pressure” from your mere pres(s)ence…but as I said when my kitty tried to iron out the wrinkles in my face: “Get offa here! Pres(s)to!”

Cats come in real handy with that sort of thing.

Mitty, you ought to charge for that service.

I am resigned to having cat hair on everything forever.

Totally Angie’s fault. We all know if we put an item of clothing on the bed, that’s where the cat MUST lay.

He was giving it a re-fur-al.

#TheresTheresMittens

Mitty had to mark it so everyone would know that she belongs to him.

Don’t press your luck there, Mittens!

Angie! Psst! Double-check your spell-checker’s results before you re-publish this one!