Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 15, 2023

Because sometimes people say penguins swim so well, it’s like they’re flying in water.

If you had already gotten that, congratulations.

In fact, penguins are said to “fly” underwater using their wings and tail more like a flying bird than something swimming.

Now it’s your tern to talk.

Some ppl inhale a certain herb and they feel like they’re swimming in air as well

Yeah. Fresh basil in the middle of the summer does that to me, Especially if I’ve got a sun-ripened tomato in my hand.

In a sense, they are. And the penguins are flying under water.

I was thinking the other day that the world must be a very different place for creatures that can move easily in three dimensions

Wow, look at him gull!!

You’re too gullible.

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty!!!!!!!!! :)