Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 18, 2023

You could get some water from the north for free and keep the forest floor wet. Then you’d never have forest fires.

I don’t see Terrence and Phillip getting into that Gentleman’s Club any time soon.

There was certainly a lot of smoke from Canada here in northern Maine this past summer. Hopefully next year will be better.

Eh?

The smoke reached Miami earlier this month

With all their hockey hullabaloo,

And that b_____ Anne Murray too.