Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 16, 2023

Udder indifference

Is the Little Dog still laughing?

Have they torn down Candlestick Park yet?

She’s over the moon.

One small jump for Jack, one giant leap for Bovine

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack jumped over the candle stick

You have to be quick

or you’ll get burned

I tried it once and that’s how I learned.

Great balls of fire!

Maybe the candlestick was in the asteroid belt.

This cow is truly the goat….

he should mooooon them

When she gets back to earth, she’ll be three teats to the wind.

Cattle tale.