Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 27, 2023

Oh, Dan — not even Stephan would have gone that far.

Natty light.

Hobo flavored

Abner needs his ears cleaned.

Bumpkin spice? VOMITROCIOUS!

Aaaacckk

That’ll give you the hickups.

Since when did Busch Lite have any flavor? Same can be said about Bud or Mich.

I love the word Bumpkin! Do these pants make my bumpkin look fat?

The local yokel roast.

It’s an easy mistake. Especially in October!

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Is that a thing in those there parts?

more importantly, why is that “latte” black…?

GAACK! AAIIIEEEE! There are some weird words not heard or seen anywhere outside cartoon strips! Who thought them up?