Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2023

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    First rule? ..Gonna have to reflect on it a bit.

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    TStyle78  over 1 year ago

    Don’t talk about Bite Club.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Um…check the blood type first.”

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Learn to blend in. All you guys LOOK like vampires.

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    silberdistel  over 1 year ago

    Don’t bite other vampires?

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    amxchester  over 1 year ago

    All meetings are at night!

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Always say “fang you” after taking a bite.

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    Chithing  over 1 year ago

    Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 1 year ago

    All they hear when you talk is, “Blah, Blah, Blah”.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    O.K. guys, what’s necks on the agenda?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    Check with Meat Loaf?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Never bring old blood to the gathering!

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    dsom8  over 1 year ago

    Reference to “Fight Club,” a 1996 novel by Chuck Palahniuk (and the subsequent movies). Some commenters don’t seem to know that the 1st and 2nd rules of Fight Club are, “You don’t talk about fight club.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago

    Floss.

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    dbrucepm  over 1 year ago

    never put the bite on other members

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    First Rule of the Bite Club – “There is no Bite Club”…

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member over 1 year ago

    With his preoccupation with rules, he must be named Robert …

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    they all look pretty hard-bitten…

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    Izzy Moreno  over 1 year ago

    No parking, says right there.

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