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Hmmm⊠sounds like some holier-than-thou type is going to try and âsaveâ Troutâs mom. We will all have to wonder to what end? The plot thickens.
âGodâ gives airplanes to preachers whoâve come up with variations on sermons crafted to insure the fleecing of their flock, and anyone else whoâll listen.
âI want you to show right now how much you love God! I want you to show as your tithe! I want you to open up your hearts! And open up your wallets! And open up your purses! And give it up! Praise the Lord! Somebodyâs been talking about me, talking about Iâve been riding around in a Cadillac! If you love me, and you wanna give to me, then I should be in a Rolls Royce!â
seanfear over 1 year ago
nor did He anyway
seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Troutâs Mom is âdatingâ someone? So no more constant string of âunclesâ passing through the trailer?
macky87 over 1 year ago
Hmmm⊠sounds like some holier-than-thou type is going to try and âsaveâ Troutâs mom. We will all have to wonder to what end? The plot thickens.
Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have not been given an airplane yet either, but Iâve never prayed for one.
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Does that man pay Troutâs egg donor from church collections??
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Fascinating to see the tables turnedâAgnes dissing Trout for a change!!
rshive over 1 year ago
Br honest, Agnes. Youâd settle for a nicer trailer.
chris_o42 over 1 year ago
Troutâs mom must be dating someone from the âChurch of the Undivided Donationâ.
kelese over 1 year ago
Oh, I saw him on TV. Rev. Take Your Dollar.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Having lived in Brown County,(Where this uis set), I know here are plenty of Hades & brimstone preachers there, but I didnât know any were rich.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
Cue Janis: Lord, wonât you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all own Porsches, I must make amends.
Alberta Oil over 1 year ago
Start small Agnes, remember God helps those that help themselves. Shoplifting an airplane takes a bit of finesse.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Troutâs mom is only religious when she is lying on her back, screaming about God
mfrasca over 1 year ago
He preaches the Prosperity Gospel.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
And l doubt that God gave that preacher one eitherâŠ..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Iâm sure God gave the good rev a healthy libido as well
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member over 1 year ago
âGodâ gives airplanes to preachers whoâve come up with variations on sermons crafted to insure the fleecing of their flock, and anyone else whoâll listen.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
âI want you to show right now how much you love God! I want you to show as your tithe! I want you to open up your hearts! And open up your wallets! And open up your purses! And give it up! Praise the Lord! Somebodyâs been talking about me, talking about Iâve been riding around in a Cadillac! If you love me, and you wanna give to me, then I should be in a Rolls Royce!â
â Pastor John, Angel Heart
j12181951 over 1 year ago
Pray harder Agnes. I know there is a Gulfstream Jet out there for you. Maybe a Mercedes Benz, Color TV?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Youâre lucky to even get a crap sandwich.