Monty by Jim Meddick for October 26, 2023

There’s no way the little brat would ever notice things like that.

Careful, Jarvis, or the little Brat might just replace you with an AI robot.

I thought the spider was gonna turn out to be real

What a tiny little world Sedgwick lives in where he rules supreme.

Now I’m just waiting for the real zombies, ghosts, monsters and giant spiders to show up.

What about the dust bunnies under Sedgwick’s bed. I hear they multiply like rabbits.

Now the kid is just being a needle stick.

What a lovable little Twit.

How gauche. . . You mustn’t have real cobwebs and mold on the fake cobwebs and mold.

Little bugger would make a nice lawn ornament, a hobbit.

He should be thankful for the realism of it.

Listen Twitchy, run along and play.

Hang HIM on the column!!!!!! :)

That just makes them more authentic.

Little Master is just going around looking for errors or oversights so he can stick it to Jarvis!

The time is nearing for The Worm to Turn, as it were, and for Jarvis to administer some needed disciplie to Sedgie’s soft, puffy backside….

I’m just missing Monty and his crew here. :(