Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 30, 2023

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 year ago

    I got a wrong-number message on my answering machine one time. Some guy begging for forgiveness and ending with a promise to never call again if he didn’t get a response. I would have called and explained the situation, but he didn’t leave a number.

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    rekam Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I got a call on my answering machine from a woman telling the woman she was calling that she’d be late. Wonder how that turned out when she finally arrived.

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    silberdistel  about 1 year ago

    When I was a teen I once got a call. When I picked up the receiver I could hear two girls from my class talking to each other. They weren’t aware that I was listening. This was all so strange that I felt scared and put the receiver back on the phone after a short while listening.

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    silberdistel  about 1 year ago

    I feel sorry for the guy if he meets Broomie. Want to know what she’s up for.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    He’s in for a trick or a treat.

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    LawrenceS  about 1 year ago

    Broomie may have a little trouble passing for Mona, the most beautiful woman in the world – at least in Bill’s eyes.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    special guest appearance by Gaylord Buzzard…

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    Man of the Woods  about 1 year ago

    Bill may not be what Broomie is expecting. We’ll see tomorrow. Maybe.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It would’ve been just as funny if at the end of his confession, Broomie responds: “I’m sorry but you have the wrong number.”

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    Newenglandah  about 1 year ago

    Back in my university days I would often study at night in one of the engineering buildings. There was a pay phone in the hall nearby that seemed to be the fake number girls would give guys who pestered them for a phone number.

    1) It was tempting to give them some story like “sorry, Cindy just left for her honeymoon”.

    2) There were times when the doofus on the other end would refuse to believe me when I told them they had reached the pay phone in the engineering building. At least once a guy threatened to “kick your a$$”. I think I responded with “ok, I confess. This is Suzie’s dorm. Come over and get me”.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    So you’re not the most beautiful woman in the world?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Broomie always knows how to see the funny (for her) side of things.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Don’t be too hasty, Broomie dearest! Maybe he’s a serial killer trying to lure new victims! Or, maybe he’s just unattractive….

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