Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 25, 2023

Also try the “Magic 8-Ball”.

Cue up Jewel Akens’ The Birds and the Bees.

Ask Asexua

that’s why he’s here in the first place shrug

But mommy’s not here. She left you in charge.

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This subject is too Siri-ous to be answered without parental notification.

Alexa is in a box, in a room, in a drawer…never to be seen or heard from again.

Little Johnny asked his mother that question. She told him to ask his father. After a too long of a time, Johnny finally told his father, “That’s great, Pop. Lennie says he’s from Cleveland. Where am I from?”

Might as well tell him since it’s almost Halloween: the Pumpkin Patch.

“Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know…”

“I did, but I’m not believing all that stork stuff.”

You came from Magnetawan.