Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2023

His posts keep getting flagged.

Most Knights never get to midlife!!

Midlife? That would make him about 15.

In my case it was a racing-green, X-Type, Jag…

I saw a pickup truck yesterday with flags all over it. When I went in the store, the owner was easy to find. He was walking around with a 9mm pistol sick in his back waistband. If I was that afraid, I would just stay home.

Funny, the metal stuff around the horse’s tail.

I can’t tell about the Knight, but the horse has seen better days.

I just noticed the horse appears to have studs in it’s muzzle. Poor thing…..

My mid-life crisis is now officially over. Divorce was finalised today.

Eyes on the road, Rod!

Yikes, not pretty.

It happens!!!!!

Wow. Close to home. Now I feel a little bit bad about the new Indian motorcycle in the garage. …little bit.

My midlife crisis vehicle is a blue midsize pickup…

Looks like he is compensating for something. . .

Just another case of Limp Lance Disease.

All of the cars here are flying the team flags since we won and have only lost one game this season.

Maybe he is hoping to attract a damsel.

These horses have FEET?!

I’m sure the damsels will be checking him out…

From the look on the knight’s horse I’d say the horse agrees with Sir Rodney.