Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 17, 2023

Quick, to the retail store.

My mistake, it’s my EKG graph.

Tattle tail.

Butch, pay attention to de tail.

The guy is ruthless…..right after Ruth left him.

It’s long gone.

…and I’ve got your nose, too…

…Butch is a good dog….

…and I say that without a ‘shed’ of evidence…

…Snoopy was an outdoor dog…

…and those Brown’s were a cruel lot…

…never even letting him in when it snowed…

…still, they didn’t put him on a leash…

…not making the Van Pelts too happy…

…Chuck carried doggy bags since then…

tale of the tail…

Dog-gone!

Handing him a line.

Bob took it long since.

Such a fetching strip. :0)

Butch is a bit-ch.

Awww! Poor pooch! Must have had a run in with the farmers wife, who cut off the tails of those meeces!

He should try a laser … or is that just for cats …?

Your art is always a pleasant surprise, as is your twisted sense of humor!

Classic dad joke

Bite ‘em, Butch.

He looks to be a bit portly.

Butch had been trying to ignore the little voice in his head, but he was finally forced to agree. His human was a complete dipstick.

butch don’t understand lingo

Butch is too smart to fall for this as if it were a simple Black-and-White issue! His U-stump of a tail is not uncommon among boxers and bulldogs.

In consequence whereof: I give “Master” a score of 4.5 out of a possible 10, mostly for sonority; the substance is lacking….