Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 19, 2023

#hangyourheadlowmittens

Let’s just forget this ever happened. Right, Mitty?

#nomorecatnipforawhile

The morning after is often a shock.

My 50-pound dog and 10-pound cat occasionally will sleep in the dog’s bed.

I’ve managed to avoid the waking regret my whole life. Never seen any evidence of a catnip hangover in my cats … or regret, for that matter.

I plead the filth.