Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 28, 2023

Baked halibut is white. I suppose that red wine is a sauvignon blanc, too.

He did it just for the halibut

Like attitudinal Mom said, “Shut up at eat it”.

At least he didn’t order veal.

That one’s on the house.

The meal is lacking in vegetables / salad. Rather sad and bland.

If that’s supposed to be salmon, I’ll take it. Need some asparagus and a salad.

Halibut you just eat it without the commentary.

oh my cod,..don’t be a bass

Snoot du jour

The attitude is on the house.

Looks like one of the Ediacaran Hills fossils.

“Oh, dear, there seems to be a bit of a mistake. I ordered the baked halibut, not Dickinsonia.”

If the fish weren’t fresh, it wouldn’t have an attitude.

Perhaps you want a side of sarcasm?

What a love filet piece of fish!

Don’t you dare complain about the dirty fork.

These days, Ide walk out if that happened…