Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 04, 2023

Like that mole on his butt.

Single cell organisms actually (kind of) DO mutate individually, since they don’t give birth, but simply divide into two individual cells. Critters and plants that are born (sprouted), grow up, make progeny one way or another and eventually die… such things do NOT mutate from what they were into something else.

Hey, you in the white coat, spray something lethal on that COVID before it gets out

To paraphrase John Lennon: You say you want some evolution!

bug is such an ugly word.

So the cells that make us sick must be literally using the tactic of “Divide and Conquer”.

Whether your a personal growth depends on where you’re growing.

Horrors from the agar plate

It is an ideal cellular plan.

Personal *over*growth.

Single celled organisms are great at math. They can divide and multiply at the same time!

At this rate of “personal growth” the bacterium will surpass the human before it even leaves the petri dish!

You seem to be bacteria old tricks again.