Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 31, 2023

His books are so wordy that they put me to sleep.

Ghosts aren’t that scary.

Tell Jr about the time you had to face the Ghost Busters.

Do Stephen King’s books scare HIM??

Ha!! Have you seen “Sleepwalkers”, kid? You’ll be investing in a dozen tabby cats by the time you’re done watching it

This comic is dead.

His stories are too scary for bedtime.

Heeeere’s Johnny!