The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 15, 2023

Better than relative ants.

Oh their antics.

Construction ants make a huge mess, a huge amount of noise, and never finish.

This wins “Best of the Morning” prize for reality parody.

Those contractor ants pismire off.

They just take your deposit and run.

Carpenter ants are cool. They wear those nifty little tool belts.

And then they charge you twice what they originally said it would cost.

he’s wondering when he can anticipate their return…