Reminds me of the guy who takes his wife to the doctor because of pain in her chest and shortness of breath. The doctor examines her and comes out an hour later and explains to the husband. “We’ve run all the tests and did an EKG and I discovered your wife has acute angina.” The husband looks at him, confused and says, “Well, Yeah, I know that, but I thought you were checking her heart.”
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
Doctors have to put with all kinds of gross smells, sights, and sounds.
twstd 10 months ago
Why isn’t the doctor wearing a mask?
Frankie5466 10 months ago
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2012/03/19
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
“Anybody can have bad breath, Monty (Marge), but you could knock a buzzard off a $hit wagon”
colinmac2 10 months ago
OK, but where does he spit? Is he expected to swallow?
MailbuEd 10 months ago
Reminds me of the guy who takes his wife to the doctor because of pain in her chest and shortness of breath. The doctor examines her and comes out an hour later and explains to the husband. “We’ve run all the tests and did an EKG and I discovered your wife has acute angina.” The husband looks at him, confused and says, “Well, Yeah, I know that, but I thought you were checking her heart.”
FassEddie 10 months ago
Is he there for a cure for the darkness in his pants?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Sometimes he needs his StethoScope.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
He must be blind. The doctor hasn’t covered up the moobs yet. :)
stamps 10 months ago
One normally does lung sounds on the back, not the chest.
chriscc63 10 months ago
lol, and those man boobs LOL
Sisyphos 10 months ago
Monty, the breathing machine, needs a bit of fine green tuning-fluid. I feel for the doctor, having to endure all that bad breath….