WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 15, 2023

War and Peace.

Bring your own book.

The Sears catalog.

Reader’s Digest, or any magazine with short, engaging articles.

I’d recommend making a “No books in the Restroom” rule.

[Maybe (hopefully) he’ll be motivated to find somewhere else to go.]

Seinfeld did it

How about “42 ways to fumigate your home”

Encyclopedia Brown 3 minute mysteries is a good choice

Finnegan’s Wake.

Here is a charger cord for your phone.

Here’s a list of library rules you can read. I’m assuming.

Give me something that makes me feel at tome.

No ideas, so we’ve descended to toilet humor!?

I wonder if her name could be Rebecca DeMornay

He should start running now before she jumps over that counter

The disinfectant can.

I’m reluctant to lend you ANY book now that you mentioned it

Nice tie-in with “Truth Facts” today!!!PS Always love toilet humor!

War and pees?

Penthouse Letters.