Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 17, 2023

But your autobiography is easier to write.

If any reader pointed out to Caulfield that he’s been 8 years old since 2001, he’d have a whole new definition for “monotony.”

Shoes that don’t match certainly would change one’s pace.

Kind of lame.

That must be why my 8 year old grand daughter frequently says “I’m bored!”

Caulfield has run into the ‘twitchy guy’ block. Irritating his usual targets has become boring and he hasn’t run into anybody else with the same potential.

Caulfield, wait until you learn about office jobs before you talk about monotony coming on fast.

Matching shoes are so yesterday.

Some of my nephews have worn their shoes on the wrong feet. I believe they’ve outgrown it. The one time I did that as a kid by mistake, and even today I remember it hurt to do that.

Better not listen to John Mellencamp’s “Jack and Diane” :^(

Caulfield’s last comment also applies when you’re 63!