The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 14, 2023

Whahaha… my husband has this occasionally, I call it his “devil” hairs, as they stick out of his eyebrows at an angle and usually one in each.

I resemble that remark.

Some conversations simply aren’t worth listening to.

I don’t trim my eyebrows. I want to give fair warning that my crazy is not that far down.

I inherited that trait from my grandfather. At his funeral my grandmother was so upset as the funeral home that prepared his body had shaved his eyebrows to look “normal” – but on grandpa – NOPE! – now my grandkids get to witness the same – \^o^/

I’ve been plucking out the white eyebrow hairs as they show up. My right brow has a growing “bald patch”…

The eyebrows are my cue to get a haircut.

I wonder how many people leave them that way because they’re afraid they’re going to poke their eye out with the scissors if they get them anywhere near their eyes? Versus people who live by Popeye’s I yam what I yam philosophy?

Well now you know why people don’t want to look you in the eye, or were you listening.

I tell my wife they are my antenna’s to contact the home world. lol

I knew this tuba player who let his eyebrows grow out way past the tops of his glasses frames. Looked like a mad scientist.

Recently a friend of mine had a funny something stuck on his lip, and another friend was trying to point it out to him. In spite of his efforts to wipe it off, it stayed put. Finally he said “I don’t care if it’s there!”, to which I replied “we care because we hafta look at it!”