Lola by Todd Clark for November 20, 2023

I wouldn’t be fine. My son decided we are having smoked pulled pork instead of turkey – at my house! I said you don’t have to eat it but I’m still cooking turkey.

Tofu turkey? Over my dead body! No one brings tofu into my house.

I would rather eat tofu turkey than turkey turkey. sigh

What about seitan turkey?

A lot of dead pilgrims are spinning in their graves.

I won’t be making turkey this year, nor have I any other year. I live alone, and an 11 pound (5 kg) turkey would probably suffice for around 25 meals for me.

call it what it is, soybean curd. don’t try to make it sound appetizing by putting the word turkey in there.

Time to make other plans Lola!

Amy is an evil person forcing her worldview on others. She IS big brother.

I’m sure she would too after she recovers from it being shoved into her nose. ;)

“Everybody Loves Raymond” has an episode like that. It was funny watching them eat it and pretend they liked it.

That’s not funny.

Lola, there is nothing wrong with Tofurkey, you just have to find some fauxpeople to eat it.

Tofurkey tastes better than turkey to me.

You’re toying with death…..

i like tofu. i like turkey. but there’s just something evil about trying to turn tofu into turkey… ☺