Don’t worry. The only bears in new England are black bears and they don’t mess with humans unless humans have been feeding them. And not only is that illegal, but there are signs posted in wooded areas telling people to not feed the bears. So there is no way anyone is feeding bears in that area.
Wrestling a bear book! Why not just cover yourself with barbecue and get it over with quicker. Most won’t bother you unless you get between a mother bear and her cubs. Walk away slowly; DO NOT RUN . If the bear really wants to eat you, you will be eaten……
angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s ok, Spud. It’s probably Bigfoot instead.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
Don’t think any attitude will help.
Dirty Dragon 8 months ago
The first step is beating the raccoon and getting the hat. THEN go out and kill yourself a b’ar, even if you’re over three.
Ida No 8 months ago
First, find a little bear.
Cpeckbourlioux 8 months ago
Seagull doesn’t seem worried.
maxiesmom2 Premium Member 8 months ago
Spud is positive that his attitude is not going to help him wrestle a bear!
markkahler52 8 months ago
The bear will give you the “finish,” then, you put the bear over, see?
crookedwolf Premium Member 8 months ago
That tiny bird, chillin’ in Mother Nature’s bird bath <3
VanLaser 8 months ago
First, you have to bear the thought
jschumaker 8 months ago
Spud is positive the bear will eat him.
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
Sorry Wallace, but I agree with Spud.
well-i-never 8 months ago
I gave up fighting bears after the third one hurt my shoulder. The fun just sorta went out of it.
SteveHL 8 months ago
If Wallace is planning on using that net to catch a bear, I’m pretty sure that won’t work.
Old Time Tales Premium Member 8 months ago
I thought that the first step was admitting that you had a problem.
Kawasaki Cat 8 months ago
C’mon Spud! You can do it.
Brian Premium Member 8 months ago
Everyone knows you got to box a bear, not wrestle. It’s the in the name bear-knuckle boxing.
FassEddie 8 months ago
Could this be a “fish-slapping bear”? They’re drawn to Cul-de-sacs.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Ha! I’ve actually got the book. Bear wrestling for dummies.
WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago
I thought the first step would be run faster than your companion and let “THEM” wrestle the bear…
DM2860 8 months ago
Don’t worry. The only bears in new England are black bears and they don’t mess with humans unless humans have been feeding them. And not only is that illegal, but there are signs posted in wooded areas telling people to not feed the bears. So there is no way anyone is feeding bears in that area.
raybarb44 8 months ago
Wrestling a bear book! Why not just cover yourself with barbecue and get it over with quicker. Most won’t bother you unless you get between a mother bear and her cubs. Walk away slowly; DO NOT RUN . If the bear really wants to eat you, you will be eaten……
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Don’t need no cotton-pickin’ book. They’s jest one rule for bear wrastlin’: DON’T.
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 8 months ago
Especially considering step 1 was have a caged, sedated bear.