Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for November 17, 2023

Why not? Pro teams are forking over millions to some players for little to no action!

Depends whether it’s on the field or on a massage table.

In Deshaun’s case, it may be an “inaction” figure…

Deshaun gives new meaning to “The Mistake On The Lake”!

Only have to sell one!

If that’s how much they’re selling for an action figure, I’d hate see the price for a stuffed animal.

How much would the toy cost if it were called “a doll for boys” instead of “action figure”?

For Deshaun, the salesman forgot to mention: subpeonas sold separately…….

Do they have a section for coaches?