Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for November 18, 2023

YouTube is full of flash mob videos of people mysteriously gathering to sing songs or play music, often with entire choruses or full orchestras coming seemingly out of nowhere to the amazement of the unsuspecting audience.

But in his defense, Zack DID say maybe.

A group of flashers would be a bit much.

Be careful about the flash cards you’re using.

Don’t give ’em any ideas!

“Oh, yes, they call him the streak…”

that would be cool

“Don’t look, Ethel!”

But it was too late, the Flash Mob showed her all 24 days of their Advent Calendar…

Streaker!!!

Yes, it did.

You know you’ve now unleashed this idea upon the internet.

I never saw a streaker except through the “miracle” of television – however, I was not thankful for the cost of “eye bleach” was quite expensive. I can not even imagine how much I would have to use or for how long IF I was flashed by a mob. js

In his day, a “drive by shooting” meant something different.

He seems to be thinking of a “flash riot”, which is an ENTIRELY different thing.

Sounds like looting.