Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for November 18, 2023

It’s more painful with “suction cups”.

Keep strollin’, strollin’, strollin’

With the last straw holdin’

Let them cows jump to moonwards, straw’s might!

Ador…uum..Udderable!

Straw to drinks milk eh.

But this is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Heathcliff, this is more proof that you’re pasture prime.

Readers know Gallagher is an expert on milking a joke.

He might have trouble milking that steer.

How can you tell the difference between paper and plastic straws?

Paper straws get soggy.

Udder nonsense.

Don’t blame try using one with a hot drink good luck

Home run!