Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 17, 2023

she knows her man pretty well thumbs up

sick burn Flo!

He won’t go in until it’s time to renew his dole……

Flo, now he won’t be able to nap well

He obviously won’t Flo.

Andy’d make a great spy. Certainly, he has the ability to lie dormant for long periods of time. He’s good at avoidance, stealth, pilfering, obfuscation, prevarication, and furtive activities. He can be charming when he wants something but he’s aggressive and not afraid to start a fight …

Come to think on it … he’s all the makings of a typical politician!

I’m sure the service prefers to have their agents alert.

Only job Andy will ever apply for is beer tester.

When I did overnight security, I did my utmost to not sleep on the job.

In the 7 years I worked security ( 2 1/2 overnight), I only napped 3 times. Two times, the other guards on duty, were there to give me a 45 minute break.

ba dum tss

There is no way Andy could ever pass a background investigation for a security job.

I’m sure Andy having a security job would cause lots of insecurity.

Praying for Israel

That is true he would make a greatundercover agent