Adult Children by Stephen Beals for November 07, 2023

that’s the mouth, let’s work on the ears and eyes now…

I don’t have a single magazine subscription to look forward to anymore. They’re a bugger to cancel, and no, they do not refund your remaining issues. I’ll just have to see Cher’s tribute issue in the check-out aisle.

Even my doctor’s waiting room is magazine free.

When chewing you are not talking…..but you are listening!

Ah, the bucket of popcorn has a practical reason, too.

Good idea, Tabby.

Quick thinking Tabby!

SweeT!

What else would people read while waiting in line at the self-checkout?

One of my favorite supermarket tabloid headlines was “Owl carries off Cher’s cat.” Cher and were born in the same year. Even now he appears in the tabloids more often than I do.

I’ll take the Fantastic Four! Ohh Reed…

I once saw a tabloid headline about an 80 yr. old woman who was impregnated by space aliens. I’m still waiting to see baby pictures.

I’m quite sure that at least one of those magazines has to be about Taylor Swift